The Blonde and The Thermos Posted by schizo on 10/7/2009 4:05:51 AM

A blonde walks into a store and notices a shiny canister called a thermos. Intrigued by the object, she asked one of the store clerks what it is for. He replied, "well it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." She immediately figured she had to have one and purchased it that instant.

The next day, she brought it with her to work and continually bragged about her thermos to everyone she could find. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she'd tell everyone. Finally one person replied, "that's great, what do you have in there." She responded, "two cups of coffee and a popsicle."